Tuesday = Monday in another wrapper?

My Tuesday is going to be another Monday if I don't get my tush out of bed. It's not a good thing to keep the computer by the bed. Being able to roll over and grab access to the internet is not a very effective way to get the day moving forward. Who needs food? Peeing is obviously optional (it'll reabsorb eventually, right?). Orders can be shouted to the rest of the house from here. Must put the computer back downstairs.